Dragon Slayer’s April Fools





(Slayers are just waking up. They're all in the kitchen eating. The kitchen is full of bushes.)



Dalet: (Looks at calendar) Hu…It's April first. O well.

Chesta: APRIL FIRST!!! YO EVERYONE IT'S APRIL FOOLS DAY!!

Guimel: No need to shout. We're the only ones here.

Chesta: (Looks at Gatti, Dalet, Guimel, and Migel.) That's no reason why we can't do something fun today.

Gatti: If we annoy Dilandu we'll all get slapped. (Looks at Chesta.) O dear. Chesta's getting that homicidal maniac look in his eyes.

Chesta: So? I don't get that often.

Migel: It's still scary when it happens.

Chesta: Any way, let's go all out this year! Really live it up!

Dalet: Do you purpose we get drunk and run around like fools?

Dragon Slayer Fans: (Whispering in bushes.) Yessssss! Yessssssssss!

Chesta: That's kind of dangerous.

Dragon Slayer Fans: DARN!

Chesta: We'll do that next year.

Dragon Slayer Fans: YESSSSSSSSS!!!!

Dragon Slayers: Hu?

Dragon Slayer Fans: Unnnn….Tweeet Tweeet! Chirp chirp.

Dalet: I didn't know we had birds.

Migel: We don't, and we don't grow bushes on the kitchen floor eather.

Dragon Slayer Fans: ………(The bushes run out the door.)

Chesta: Come on you guys. Hey, what would you guys like to be for a day?

Migel: Don't know. How about you Chesta.

Chesta: (Evil grin) Physic!

Dalet: Why?

Chesta: I don't know.

Dalet: That's stupid.

Chesta: Maybe I'll use my telekinesis to kill you!

Migel: Heck, I'd love to be Dilandu for a day.

Gatti: That might be fun. If you were Dilandu I'd be Folken.

Guimel: That wouldn't be too hard. Just get a flashy cape and don't blink for the rest of your life.

Migel: Yea Gatti. You're a happening guy. Folken just…isn't.

Chesta: What would you be Dalet?

Dalet: (Munching on some toast.) A drunken fool.

Chesta: ……….

Migel: Why?

Dalet: It would be fun.

Migel: Why?

Dalet: Cause I feel like it.

Migel: Why?

Dalet: No reason, now be quiet.

Migel: Why?

Dalet: Because you're annoying.

Migel: Why?

Dalet: SHUT-UP!!!

Migel: Why?

Chesta: Ooooo! I sense hostel vibes!

Dalet&Migel: SHUT-UP!

Chesta: Why?

Guimel: No, guys. Seriously. This might be fun.

Gatti: Why? What would you be?

Guimel: A sheep. Tee Hee.

Dragon Slayers: *Blink*

Chesta: Yea! We could do this! Would I be weird as a physic?

Migel: No big deal. You're a physic in "Escaflowna the Movie." BUY YOUR COPY TODAY!

Gatti: HEY! THOSE GUYS PAID ME TO DO THE ADS! BUT OUT!

Dalet: What?

Gatti: Some random people gave me money to say random adds through out this fic.

Raina: HEY! I'm not going to have adds in my fan fic no matter HOW much money they pay you.

Gatti: Fine then. I'll just sit here and sip my sweet refreshing Ovaltine. Ahhhhh…Its good.

Raina: O.K… HEY!!!!!

Gatti: Fine I won't anymore.

Raina: Alright then. (Leaves)

Migel: Honestly guys. How would we pull something like that off?

Guimel: Easy you just dye your uniform red and get a tiara. I could wear a white shirt or something.

Chesta: Let's do this!

Dragon Slayers: YEA!!!!!!

(In a walk in closet full of…well a little bit of everything.)

Dalet:(Painting a mark on Chesta's forehead.) This is the symbol for Physic, right?

Migel:(Looks over with glue all over his hands) No, that means buffoon.

Chesta: (If looks could kill, but Chesta being kind and cute merely wiped the mark off and had Gatti do it.)

Migel:(Steps back reviling Guimel) How's he look?

Gatti: (Looks at Guimel, who has red sheep ears on his head and is covered from head to toe with cotton balls.) *tee hee*

Guimel: Baaaaa?

Dragon Slayers: (Fall on the floor and start laughing hysterically. Guimel is just standing there trying to think what possessed him to say such a thing.)

Migel: (Recovering from laughter, while taking off his uniform.) Alright. Were is that red uniform.

Migel Fans Headed by the Link Worshiper: *Looking through binoculars* Link Worshiper with a high power telescope

Dalet: (Throws a blanket over Migel) ALRIGHT NOW YOU PERVERTS HAVE GONE TOOOOOOOOO FAR!

Migel Fans Headed by the Link Worshiper: NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Migel: ?????

Dalet: THAT'S IT YOUR GETTING A VIST FROM CHESTA!!!

Chesta: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Migel Fans Headed by the Link Worshiper: HIM! HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Chesta: (Pulls out Dilly's flamethrower) AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Dilly Fans Headed by a girl I know named Samantha: LOOOOOOOOOK (Grabs it) DILLY TOUCHED IT!!

Chesta: GIVE IT BACK! (Pulling on one end while Dilly fans grab the other.)

Dilly Fans Headed by a girl I know named Samantha: MINE!

Chesta: (Looks at Slayers) Could you guys give me little support here?

Dalet: But it's so much more fun to watch.

Migel: I have an idea. Boy genius, child of destiny strikes again!

Chesta: (rolls eyes while viciously fighting Dilly fans) I'm not supposed to have this in the first place.

Migel: (In Dilly suit) O.K. What does Dilandu usually say?

Guimel: That's a tough one. Let me think.

Gatti: MOERO, YOU IDIOTS! HE'S ALWAYS SAYING MOERO!

Migel: Hey! Doesn't that mean die in Spanish?

Guimel: So it does.

Gatti: It's support to mean burn in Japanese.

Migel: It means die too?

Guimel: Obviously. Didn't you take the language basics?

Migel: I know Latin, German, French, Chinese, Japanese, Turkish, Geaen, English, and Portrages.

Guimel: So, you skipped Spanish you cheater!

Migel: Femme la Boushe

Guimel: Speaking to me in Latin, hu. I can deal with that.

Migel: Actually that was French.

Guimel: WELL IT'S THE SAME THING!

Dilly Fans Headed by a girl I know named Samantha: (By now they've noticed Migel in the Dilly suit) Dilly?

Migel: Hu? O, MOERO! MOERO!

Dilly Fans Headed by a girl I know named Samantha, even though she wouldn't fall for such a crude decoy: DILLY!

Migel: (Running down the hall) AAARRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!

Dilly Fan Headed by a girl I know named Samantha, even though she wouldn't fall for such a crude decoy: (I hot pursuit of the pretty boy) DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY! DILLY!DILLY!DILLY!

Gatti: Should we help him?

Chesta: (Hiding the flamethrower) I'll use my telekinesis to bring him back.

Dalet: Yea right.

Migel: (Appears from thin air) What? O, thank heaven. Pant Pant

Dalet: What became of the Migel fans headed by that maniac Link Worshiper?

(Man I feel sorry for that Link guy)

Migel Fans Headed by the Link Worshiper: MIGEL!

Migel: No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Starts running down the hall)

Migel Fans Headed by the Link Worshiper: MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL! MIGEL!

Gatti: I'd laugh, but I pity the poor guy.

Dalet: I think I'll pull a bunch of little stupid pranks.

Gatti: That might be fun.

Chesta: So, Dalet's going to be uncreative and not dress up.

Dalet: HEY!

Gatti: I think I'll be the caped sandwich stealer.

Guimel: What?

Gatti: Just kidding. I don't know what to be.

Dalet: Be macho man or something.

Gatti: Yup. The reason I'm so muscular is all to the miracle of eight minute abs!

Raina: (Hits Gatti on the head with a frying pan.)

Guimel: Alright lets get going with this. Who'll go prank first?

Dalet: If we do it at all we should go out together.

Migel: (Runs in and bolts the door.) GASP! I lost them.

Gatti: Alright, let us go. I'll think of something.

Migel: US!?

Gatti: Note I put the "us" in bold so you wouldn't miss it. Let's go, Migel.

Migel: But it's so safe in here! We don't need to leave the protection of this room.

Gatti: (Dragging Migel out of the room) Come on Dilandu.

Guimel: (On all fours) This'll be fun…..er…..Baaaaaa??

Dragon Slayers: *snicker*

Chesta: Here's the plan. Sheep boy, pranker, no name, go that way! (Points left) Dilandu and I will go this way! No one run into Dilandu.
Volte: Yo! Wait up!

Dalet: Hu?

Volte: I sort of listened in. Could I be the caped sandwich snatcher?

Chesta: Umm, that was the worst idea ever, but if that's cool with you, O.K.

Volte: YA!

Gatti: Fine. I'll be Folken.

Chesta: O.K. Sheep boy, pranker, Folken that way! Dilandu, Sandwich, and I will go this way.

Volte: THE CAPED SANDWICH SNACHER!!! (Points at decorative towel on his back)

Chesta: Whatever.

(Split up. Let's follow Gatti's group.)

Gatti as Folken: Man, I could go follow some Cosar pickles and an Oscermier hot dog about now.

Raina: The next time you do that in my Fan Fic I WILL hurt you.

Gatti as Folken: Fine, fine. (Whispering) Sulky.

Raina: I HEARD THAT!!!!!

Gatti: What? HOW! < br>
Raina: I'm a lycanthrope! I can hear EVERYTHING! (Strike a pose and starts laughing insanely.)

Present Dragon Slayers: *Tear drop*

Raina: DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! (Slams door behind her.)

Group of Slayers: Gatti?

Gatti as Folken: ………..

Group of Slayers: Folken-sama!

Gatti as Folken: ……………..

Group of slayers: (bowing) FOLKEN-SAMA! You look so different.

Gatti as Folken. I don't feel like writing "Gatti as Folken" or stuff like that. I'll make very clever abbreviations. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!: You idiots! It's me!

G of S(Cleaver hu.): What? O Gatti. Sorry, you had an absence of expression. We could have sworn you were Folken.

Gatti: Yes I know*grin* I amaze myself!

Gatti fans: YOU AMAZE US TOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Gatti: Get the ***** off of me!!!!!! (Starts running)

Gatti Fans: (Making desperate attempts to glomp Gatti)

Slayer 1: Were is the security in this place?

Slayer 2: We are the security.

Slayer 1: O, right. Want some coffee?

Slayer 2: Sure why not. Let the Vione take care it self.

Slayer 1: Those pretty boy are probably used to this.

Gatti: (Running by) NO ONE EVER GETS USED TO THIS!!!!!!!!

Later in the same but different part of the Vione…

Dilandu: I have a strange sense of insecurity. Guimel go check it out!

Guimel: Baaaaaaaa……

Dilandu: WHAT!!!! WHAT THE (beeeeeeppp bep beeep beeepity beeeeeeeeeeeep) ARE YOU DRESSED IN!

Guimel: Baaaaaaaaa….?

Dalet: (Glasses of wine in his hand) Want some wine?

Dilandu: WHAT ARE YOU A SHEEP……….Hu? O, why not I could use some. (Takes it) Could I have a couple of ice cubes?

Dalet: Sure. (Plops an ice cube into the wine)

Dilandu: *Gulp* ahhhhhhhhhhh.

Dalet: April fools!!!!

Dilandu: (Grabbing Dalet by the collar.) WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!

Dalet: You told me to get you a couple of ice cubes, I only got you one. *Grin*

Dilandu: *Tear drop* Alright. Have you guys gone CRAZY ON ME!!!!!

Dalet: Your fly's open!

Dilandu: (looks) WHAT!

Dalet: APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! *SMACK*

Dilandu: I'd better find the rest of you incompetents.

Guimel: (Left to find Chesta)

Later in another part on the Vione, Somewhere with a stage.

Group of Slayers: Man I wish something would happen.

Migel: (On stage with a microphone) AAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAH!!!!! I AM DILANDU-SAMA!!!!!!! AHAHHHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slayer 1: That was random.

Migel: Which means I can Slap around my minions, flame towns, say Moero, laugh for no reason, drink wine for breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack time, TEA TIME!!!!!!!

Slayers: OOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Migel: Yes I know! In fact! (Pulls of a handy dandy bottle of wine) Gulp Gulp Gulp!

Slayers: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chesta:(He's with Migel, just in another part of the room in front of a table with tarot cards.) All rightly, hmmmmm…world, and star and …………..the devil. O.k. You will…………………………….be the star of the world and Dilandu can't stop you.

Slayer: What how did Dilandu get in there? ……..Why is devil crossed out and Dilandu's name put in its place?

Chesta: Shut up, none of your business.

Guimel: Oooo do me a reading!

Chesta: Your supposed to be a sheep.

Guimel: Do you want me to ask in sheep language? Baaaaaa ba baaaaa baaa baaaaaaaaaaaaaa ba ba ba….. black sheep, have you any wool????

Chesta: What ever. (Shuffles cards) Let see what I'll pull out now. Unnnnnnnnnnnn…lovers, tower, ace of serpents. Ummmmmm……. You will die.

Guimel:?????? Everyone dies.

Chesta: SEE! I'm physic! I am always right! (Pulls out a ouiji board.) O.k. I'm switching to a new way to predict the future.

Volte: Do ME a reading!

Guimel: NO! I'M FIRST!!!!!

Volte: CHESTA YOU MORON DO ME!!!

Chesta: Since I hate you so much Volte, you can go first.

Volte: *Smug* (Sits down and puts his hand on the moving thingy) Lets go!

Chesta: (Also puts his hand on the moving thingy) Ask it a question.

Volte: O.K. Am I cool?

Chesta: I SAID A QUESTION NOT AN OPINION!!!!!

Volte: FINE! Will all the gorgeous girls in the world think I'm cute?

Chesta: No one even knows about you.

Volte: SHUT-UP!!!!!! I GET MENTIONED TWICE IN THE SERIES!!!!

Chesta: SO!!!! Let's get this over with. (Thingy starts to move, but then stops dead in the middle of yes and no.)

Volte: *Sweat*

Chesta: *Sweat*

Guimel: *Teardrop*

Volte: Arrrrrrrrrrr……………. STOP RESISTING CHESTA!!! YOU KNOW IT WANTS TO GO TO YES!!!!

Chesta: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S RESISTING!!!! YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO RESIST THE INEVITABLE!!!!!

Migel: (Walks over to table and slayers slowly join him.) What's up? OOOOOO DO ME! (Shoves Volte out of the seat.)

Chesta: O.K. Ask a question.

Migel: Right, will I score on Cellena?

Chesta: It's moving to letters! Let's see……….g-O-D-S …………F-O-R-B-I-D…………..aaaaaaaaaaaa.

Migel: *Teardrop*

Chesta: Unnnn……. Let us move on.

Dragon Slayers: *Snicker*

Migel: It's not funny…….

DS and just to say DS stand for Dragon Slayers for all those to dumb too figure it out: Hee heee hehehehehhehehehehhehe

Migel: I said it's not funny……..

DS: O yea….AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH……………………HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH A……………….HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Migel: SHUT-UP!!!! MOERO MOERO!!!!!!!! *Smack*

Chesta: Migel? I think Dilandu is rubbing off on you………

Dilly-sama (The real one): WHAT THE ***$#@$#@#^#^$*&%*&*(Soooo censored I can't use abbreviations.) ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!

Migel: AHA! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE DIANDU ALBORT!!!!!!!!

Dilandu: (Unsheathes sword)

Migel: AAAAAAAAAAAhahahaha……….I didn't mean to get physical about it….

Dilandu: Have you gone insane?

Migel: The game is crazy eights. Winner takes all.

Guimel: Baaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Dilandu: I can take this stupid imitation of me for a little longer, BUT THIS SHEEP THING IS REALLY ******* ME OFF!

Guimel: Baaaaa?

Dilandu: FINE! YOU WANT TOO BE A SHEEP? BE A SHEEP!!!! (Run insanely toward Guimel with his sword.)

Guimel: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Run away with cotton balls flying off his costume.)

Folken Yup the genuine: What is going on here? (As expressionless as possible)

Gatti: Unnnnnnn.. *blink*

Folken: ?…………………….

Gatti: ……………………….

Folken: ………………..

Chesta: (In an announcers voice) Their staring each other down……

Folken: ……………..

Chesta: What a furious battle!

Gatti: ………………………

Folken: …………………………

Chesta: THE HEATED BATTLE RAGES ON!!!!!

Folken: …………………………………..

Gatti: …………………………………………….

Chesta: THE TRAINERS HAVEN'T ISSUED AN ORDER! WHAT'S THE MATTER TRAINER?????

Gatti: What?

Chesta: Folken, GO! GLARE ATTACK!!!

Folken: Chesta….. Have you been playing Pokemon Statium again?

Gatti: Yup, he got it for 1.99 at ………

Raina: (Behind a curtain pointing to a stick figure tied to a rope over a pit of alligators with the words "Gatti" printed neatly at the bottom.

Gatti: Never mind.

Folken: Gatti, I won't comment on this, but get out of that ridicules attire.

Gatti: You never do and this is what you always wear.

Folken: ……………………

Gatti: SO THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER SAY ANYTHING!!!! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY GOOD COME BACKS!!!!!!! Well Folken your looking at the right person. (Leads Folken into another room.)

Chesta: OK! On to palm reading!

Migel: I think I'll stay away from that stuff, for now.

Guimel: ME! (Jumps in the chair before Volte could make a move.)

Chesta: OK victim…err valiant sheep thing……….Wait a minute how the heck did you get here so fast? Where is Dilandu?

Guimel: That's simple I just …………unnnnn…….I don't know. In all laws of Physics,…….it doesn't make sense. O well. Let's get on with it.

Dilandu: *puff puff* Were did that thing go. He just disappeared. AH! I KNEW YOU'D BE HERE! GUIMEL!

Guimel: AAAHHHHHHH! HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS!!!!

Dilandu: Easy. (Holds up a script called "Slayers April Fools".) I just logged into Fanfiction.net and printed out a copy of this story. I know where everyone is!

Chesta: Really? What happens at the end?

Dilandu: I can't tell you that. It would ruin the story.

Guimel: LET ME SEE!!!! (Leaping into the air and catching the script in his hands.)

Dilandu: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Guimel: (Looking at some blank pages) HEY!!! THERE…..is no ending. The only thing written here is "Popcorn! Might as well make the ending true!"

Dilandu: OF COURSE NOT!!!!! WE'RE STILL MAKING THE STINKEN PLAY!!!!!!!

Chesta: Right…..I-I predicted that.

Dilandu: ………..

Chesta: (Sneaks away)

Volte: (With a towel tied around his neck) HA AH!!!!

Slayers: (Chasing him) GIVE THEM BACK!!!

Volte: If you truly love your sandwiches….THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE GUARDED THEM MORE CLOSELY!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! Steal the sandwiches too feed the…….ummm..errrr…..me…

Slayer: Me? That doesn't make sence.

Volte: Sure it does. I just don't have the words to explain it. AHHH I HAVE AMNISIA! I CAN'T REMEMBER MY VOCABULARY! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Slayers: *Tear drop*

Chesta: (In yet another part of the vione with Migel and the tarot cards) Alright, I'll try to see a better future for you.

Migel: Better…..

Chesta: ………O.K. There's good news and bad news.

Migel: Since when do Tarot cards shell out good and bad news?

Chesta: Since they made the new sarcastic addition.

Migel: HOLD IT! I CHANGE MY MIND!

Chesta: Ummmm… O.K.

Allen: I wanna go! I wanna go! MMEEEEEEEE!!!

Chesta: ……………………

Allen: What?

Migel: ……………………..

Allen: What? Do I have a third arm?

Chesta: Aren't you the guy who knocked me out after acing me in sword fighting, while making open up a random guys cell?

Migel: Yea. Aren't you that guy who spoiled our plans for capturing Escaflowne, while taking me prisoner and letting that stupid, smelly, (Censored) doppleganger kill me.

Allen: ? Then how come your still….

Migel: Shut-up…… That's none of your business. I'm here and that's all that matters right?

Allen: So I did all of those things. So what? Will you still do me a reading?

Chesta: Well…O.K. Why not.

Tarot Cards: (Shuffled and dealed.)

Chesta: ……..There's good news and bad news.

Allen: Good news……Bad news?

Chesta: Yea…The good news is "You are handsome…"

Allen: Yes!

Chesta: The bad news is "Only if you close your eyes and think real hard."

Allen: GIVE ME THOSE! Industrial Tarot cards? New spiffy sarcastic version. Making your answers laughably true…..What?

Hitomi: YOU HAVE THOSE!!! I've been looking everywhere for that set. They were all sold out.

Chesta: Before we continue, how did you people get here?

Hitomi: O for petey's sake, we just…………. unnnnn…………...I don't know. In all laws of Physics,……….….it doesn't make sense.

Gatti: That's kind of weird.

Chesta: Were did you come from?

Gatti: I…

Chesta: WAIT! Let me guess. You just appeared and don't know how you got here, right?

Gatti: Actually I was getting a soda and saw you guys. I just happened too bless you all with my presents. <~br> Migel: Where is Folken?

Gatti: I sent my little minion out to reek havoc in the vione.

Folken: ………………………

Migel: Reek havoc, hu.

Folken: Shut-up you jerk. Can't you leave an incredibly handsome guy alone?

Migel: HE'S ONE OF US!!!!!

Slayers: (I don't know how they got there so bear with me..Chanting) One of us! One of us! One of us!

Gatti: Yes! Folken has changed.

Migel: Can I have a party on the Vione and invite everyone I know?

Folken: Sure, why should I care?

Migel: YES!!!!

Migel Fans Headed by Link Worshiper: INVITE US TOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Migel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chesta Fans Headed by Raina (Hey! Why not?): (Glomp Chesta before he reacts.)

Slayers Fans: Alright who's left? (Looks at Gatti and Folken and glomps them immediately.)

Slayers Fans: Gotta catch em' all boushimon!^_^

(And of course ANOTHER part of the Vione. Honestly, this place is too big to be specific.)

The Rest of the Slayers (Even Dilly): *Pant* *Pant*

Samantha (The only soul survivor of the Dilly chase): Dilandu-sama! (Glomps Dilly)

Dilandu:! ………..!…………..!……………!……………!

Dalet: Is he………O.K.?

Slayers Fans: WE FOUND YOU!!!!

Slayers: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

Slayer 1: Maybe there is something said for security.

Slayer 2: How many times do I have to tell you that WE are the security?

Slayer 1: Why did they hire us?

Slayer 2: Good reputation. I'd help these poor guys but it's tooooo funny.

Dilandu: ……………………

Slayer 1: Unnnnnnnnn was HE supposed to hear this conversation.

Dilandu: When I get out of this fan death grip I SWEAR………..

Slayer 1: But you swear all the time….

Dilly: YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!

Slayer 2: Oooooooooo….

Dalet: (Hits them both on the head with a frying pan) They had the cheesiest sense of humor I've ever heard.

Volte: Dalet? Hey! You're still alive! No one knows about me so I'm never bother by stuff like this.

Dalet: Who's lost?

Volte: Dilandu, Gatti, Chesta, Miguel, and Guimel. That's five.

Gatti: Three, sir.

Volte: Three? No that really is five.

Gatti: Well I just had a sudden urge to quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail! (Covers his head and whimpers)

Dalet: What are you doing?

Gatti: Isn't that wolf girl going to kill me?

Dalet: No. She's too busy with Chesta too care. Now where did you come fr………never mind. I can see the answer already.

Dilandu: (Running down the hall) Retreat! Retreat to my quarters!!!!!

Chesta: THEY'RE GAINING ON US!!!!!!!

Migel: Did you guys ever think it weird that we just appeared here?

Dalet: Move your *** Migel! We have a lot of ground to cover!

Guimel: (Just joining the Slayers) How DARE you leave me as bait so you could get away!

Gatti: Survival to the fittest. There was no way I was going to live in a cage for the rest of my life.

FANS!!!!!!!!!!! DUN DUN DUN!: Come Back Here!!!!!!!!

Slayers: LIKE **** WE ARE!!!!

Dilly Fans Lead By Sam: DILLLLLLYYY!!!!

Dilandu: MY NAME'S NOT DIIIILLY!!!!! IT'S D-I-L-A-N-D-U! DILANDU!

Dilly Fans Lead By Sam: DILLY PICKEL!!!!

Dilandu: Well at least that's new. QUICK IN MY ROOM!

Dalet: (Bolting the door) Can this door hold them?

Chesta: WOW!!! This room is awesome! It has everything! It's a house in itself!

Gatti: HA! And a T.V.!

Dilandu: That's a 53-inch screen T.V. with surround sound.

Guimel: Let's watch "What a Girl Wants". We need some tips anyway. If we watch it maybe we can figure out something our fans would want more than us.

Migel: True. They wouldn't just give it the title for nothing. LET'S DO IT! What should we eat with that?

Van: Popcorn! Might as well make the ending true.

THE END






Dilandu: You jerk. One of us was supposed too say that line.

Van: You left it wide open, moron. How could I resist?


Dalet: THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR! You can't have the last word and get away with it!

Van: O' YEA!

Dilandu: YEA!

Chesta: Unnn excuse me, how did you get here?

Van: HA I JUST……………………….I don't know………………In all laws of Physics……………………………It doesn't make sense.

Raina: That's a wrap. Sorry about Gatti and his adds. It won't happen again.

Gatti: Popsecret sure is good!

Raina:……………………..



An extra apoligy to all readers who expected beautiful prose, any amount of seriousness, and/or maturity.




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